Speed Bump Raccoon Tote Bag – Fun, Quirky & Perfect for Everyday Use!

👜 "Speed Bump" Raccoon Tote Bag – Fun, Quirky & Perfect for Everyday Use! 🦝🖤

Ever wish there was a filter between your thoughts and your mouth? Same! This hilarious and relatable tote bag features an adorable raccoon alongside the phrase:
"I seriously need a speed bump between my brain and my mouth."

Perfect for bold personalities, quick-witted minds, and anyone who loves a fun statement piece! Whether you're running errands, hitting the bookstore, or carrying daily essentials, this tote is the perfect companion.

🌟 Why You’ll Love This Tote:
✔ Premium 100% Cotton – Soft, breathable, and eco-friendly
✔ Durable & Strong – Reinforced stitching on handles for daily use
✔ Spacious & Practical – 10L capacity for groceries, books, or essentials
✔ Lightweight Yet Sturdy – 3-5 oz/yard² fabric, balancing durability and comfort
✔ Made on Demand – Each tote is crafted just for you, reducing waste

🎨 High-Quality DTG Printing – No Fading, No Peeling! 🎨
Printed with Direct to Garment (DTG) technology, ensuring:
✔ Vibrant, long-lasting colors that stay fresh over time
✔ Soft, breathable print – No thick, plastic-like feel
✔ Eco-friendly, water-based inks – Kind to the environment & your skin

📏 Size Guide:
✔ Handle length: 67 cm (26.4")
✔ Bag size: 42 cm x 38 cm (16.5" x 15")
✔ Capacity: 10L (2.6 gallons)

🧼 Care Instructions:
✔ Machine wash warm (max 40°C/105°F), wash inside out with similar colors
✔ Tumble dry low
✔ Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed
✔ Do not iron directly on the design
✔ Do not dry clean

🎁 A Fun & Quirky Gift for Anyone! 🎁
Whether for yourself or a friend who speaks their mind a little too fast, this raccoon tote bag is both stylish and practical. Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because!

💖 Order now and carry your humor wherever you go! 💖

📦 Returns & Exchanges Policy
Since our products are made to order (print-on-demand), we cannot accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations unless an item is faulty or arrives damaged. This follows UK Consumer Contracts Regulations, which allow businesses to refuse returns for personalized or custom-made items.

📌 Faulty or Damaged Items
If your order arrives faulty or damaged, please contact us within 14 days of delivery with:
✔ A clear photo of the issue
✔ Your order number

Once reviewed, we will offer a replacement or refund, depending on the circumstances.

📌 Order Issues (e.g., Wrong Size or Change of Mind)
Since each product is made especially for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change of mind. Please double-check your order details before purchasing. If you’re unsure, feel free to contact us before placing your order.

📌 Cancellations
Orders cannot be cancelled once they have been sent for printing. Please review all details carefully before confirming your purchase.

⚠ Legal Disclaimer
We make every effort to display product colours as accurately as possible. However, actual colours may vary slightly due to differences in screen settings, monitor resolutions, and lighting conditions. These variations are not considered defects. By purchasing from us, you acknowledge and accept that minor colour differences may occur.