Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult Hoodie

🦸‍♂️ "Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult" Hoodie – Funny, Cozy & Perfect for Everyday Wear! 😆🖤

Adulting is hard… but at least you can do it in style! This hilarious and relatable hoodie is perfect for those who might not have it all together—but sure know how to fake it! Featuring the witty phrase "Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult," this hoodie is a must-have for those who embrace their inner chaos with humor.

Whether you’re tackling your to-do list, procrastinating on life’s responsibilities, or just looking for a comfy, conversation-starting hoodie, this one’s for you!

🌟 Why You’ll Love This Hoodie:
✔ Unisex Fit – Designed for all genders with a relaxed, classic style
✔ Super Soft & Cozy – Premium blend of 50% cotton & 50% polyester for all-day comfort
✔ Durable & Long-Lasting – Air jet yarn ensures a smooth feel & reduced pilling
✔ Perfect Fit – Rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex for a snug, relaxed fit
✔ Functional & Stylish – Double-lined hood with drawstring & spacious front pocket

🎨 High-Quality DTG Printing – No Fading, No Peeling! 🎨
Unlike cheap screen prints, this hoodie uses Direct to Garment (DTG) printing, ensuring:
✔ Crisp, vibrant colors that stay bold wash after wash
✔ Soft, breathable design—no thick, plastic-like feel
✔ Eco-friendly, water-based inks for comfort & sustainability

📏 Size Guide (Unisex Fit)
Centimeters (cm):
📌 S – Length: 68.6 cm | Width: 101.6 cm | Half Chest: 50.8 cm | Sleeve: 85.1 cm
📌 M – Length: 71.1 cm | Width: 111.8 cm | Half Chest: 55.9 cm | Sleeve: 87.6 cm
📌 L – Length: 73.7 cm | Width: 122 cm | Half Chest: 61 cm | Sleeve: 90.2 cm
📌 XL – Length: 76.2 cm | Width: 132 cm | Half Chest: 66 cm | Sleeve: 92.7 cm
📌 2XL – Length: 78.7 cm | Width: 142.2 cm | Half Chest: 71.1 cm | Sleeve: 95.3 cm
📌 3XL – Length: 81.3 cm | Width: 152.4 cm | Half Chest: 76.2 cm | Sleeve: 97.8 cm
📌 4XL – Length: 84 cm | Width: 162 cm | Half Chest: 81 cm | Sleeve: 100 cm
📌 5XL – Length: 86 cm | Width: 172 cm | Half Chest: 86 cm | Sleeve: 103 cm

Inches (in):
📌 S – Length: 27" | Width: 40" | Half Chest: 20" | Sleeve: 33.5"
📌 M – Length: 28" | Width: 44" | Half Chest: 22" | Sleeve: 34.5"
📌 L – Length: 29" | Width: 48" | Half Chest: 24" | Sleeve: 35.5"
📌 XL – Length: 30" | Width: 52" | Half Chest: 26" | Sleeve: 36.5"
📌 2XL – Length: 31" | Width: 56" | Half Chest: 28" | Sleeve: 37.5"
📌 3XL – Length: 32" | Width: 60" | Half Chest: 30" | Sleeve: 38.5"
📌 4XL – Length: 33.1" | Width: 63.8" | Half Chest: 31.9" | Sleeve: 39.4"
📌 5XL – Length: 33.9" | Width: 67.7" | Half Chest: 33.9" | Sleeve: 40.6"

🧼 Care Instructions
✔ Wash inside out with cold water to preserve the print
✔ Tumble dry low or air dry to maintain softness
✔ Do not iron directly on the design

🎁 Perfect for Anyone Who's Just Winging Adulthood! 🎁
Whether for yourself or a friend who’s "doing their best" (or at least pretending to), this hoodie is a fun and relatable wardrobe essential! Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because.

💖 Order now and embrace the illusion of adulthood in comfort! 💖

📦 Returns & Exchanges Policy
Since our products are made to order (print-on-demand), we cannot accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations unless an item is faulty or arrives damaged. This follows UK Consumer Contracts Regulations, which allow businesses to refuse returns for personalized or custom-made items.

📌 Faulty or Damaged Items
If your order arrives faulty or damaged, please contact us within 14 days of delivery with:
✔ A clear photo of the issue
✔ Your order number

Once reviewed, we will offer a replacement or refund, depending on the circumstances.

📌 Order Issues (e.g., Wrong Size or Change of Mind)
Since each product is made especially for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change of mind. Please double-check your order details before purchasing. If you’re unsure, feel free to contact us before placing your order.

📌 Cancellations
Orders cannot be cancelled once they have been sent for printing. Please review all details carefully before confirming your purchase.

⚠ Legal Disclaimer
We make every effort to display product colours as accurately as possible. However, actual colours may vary slightly due to differences in screen settings, monitor resolutions, and lighting conditions. These variations are not considered defects. By purchasing from us, you acknowledge and accept that minor colour differences may occur.